Set expectations with a wink and nod. The Please Leave By 9 Doormat by Dan Pelosi features bold black text on a natural coir backdrop, rendered in vintage-inspired graphic script and framed by a subtle check border. Playful yet pointed, it makes a cheeky statement before guests even step inside.

Made with durable, machine-washable material that’s mold- and fade-resistant. Colors may vary by device and lighting.